I Can’t Hold My Liquor Tee Shirt
This pirate has a drinking problem. Mostly structural. 🏴☠️🥃
The rum goes in, the rum pours out, and his parrot calls it happy hour. Featuring a zombie pirate springing a leak and a feathered friend making the most of it, this design takes “I Can’t Hold My Liquor” a little too literally.
Finished with bold lettering in Shambugi’s signature orange and gold, this tee brings some undead humor to the Sham Squad wardrobe. Perfect for Plunder Party regulars, pirate fans, and anyone who appreciates a terrible joke done right.
Raise a glass. Check for leaks.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shambugi
- Email: contact@support.shambugi.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Can’t Hold My Liquor Tee Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
